Posted By
Kyle Ritter on April 10, 2007, 3:23 pm
Staying Sober With BarFly
This is partially inspired by Streepony taking a fresh new run at sobriety : all users with a BarFly profile who have logged in in the past week or two will now show "days of sobriety". For instance, click on my name and you will see that I am rarely sober, but Aaron Reichenbergerspielhorn hasn't had a drink in 5 days because he sucks at drinking, which leads me to suspect he lives a rather meaningless life. Bathroom Graffiti
Everytime I drink I don't write a review! Otherwise I would be rating my home, friends backyards and the like as well as Portlands underbelly.....
Edella
Apr 10th, 2007
11:12 pm
Apr 10th, 2007
11:12 pm
ShanRock
Apr 11th, 2007
1:24 am
Apr 11th, 2007
1:24 am
The sad thing about this, is that it's true. Fuck your omnipotence Kyle. Fuck it right in it's hairy ass.
Lord Aaron Reichenberger of the Makey Make
Apr 12th, 2007
2:39 pm
Apr 12th, 2007
2:39 pm
Nice way to achieve -0. I've issued my decree. Your life: meaningless. Any subjects attempting to give meaning to your life will be sent straight to a fiery pit of hell known as the Fiero enthusiast club, where a bunch of guys wear heartbeat of America jackets and say "I won't step foot in a Ford...Know why? I'M PONTIAC!"
Kyle Ritter
Apr 12th, 2007
2:57 pm
Apr 12th, 2007
2:57 pm
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Kyle Ritter Blog Archive
- Why Yelp Reviews Should Not Be Trusted
- BarFly's List of Portland Bars Showing the Civil War Game
- BarFlyBlog: Bars Open on Thanksgiving Day in Portland
- Oregon Revisiting Sobriety Checkpoints
- PoPo Raid Ibiza
- Beer With Whiskey Flavoring Rocks
- Repeal Day
- Green Dragon...Sold
- Hung Far Gone
- Nick's Famous Coney Island - Now With Liquor
- Sign Spotted at Tiny's
- Stolen 2009 Kymco Scooter
- The OLCC Blog
- BarFly Hacked!
- Nick's Coney Island has re-opened
- RideOn Portland Seeking Volunteer Drivers
- "That's So Gay" Trivia Starts Tonight
- Ride On Benefit Tonight at The Green Dragon
- Nothing Better Than Ladies Arm Wrestling
- Use a Few Bucks From Your Drinking Budget to Help a Girl With Cancer
- Pi-REM has Re-opened.
- Virginia Cafe Is Moving Today
- Ride the BarFly Bus to the Snow
- BikePortland.org Got Farked
- DJ Dipsh!t at the Dixie Tavern - Please Quit Shilling Reviews
- Two New Smoke-Free Strip Clubs
- Quotes from Yen Ha
- Industry Courtesy
- Nick's Coney Island Has Been Sold
- The Green Room's Impending Doom
- The Matador vs. Casa de Matador
- Add Photos of Your Favorite Bar
- Bands & Bookers - End the redundancy of entering your calendar data in MySpace
- Psst. Guess What? Pi-REM is Closing
- Psst. Hey Buddy, Wanna Buy a Bar?
- Prohibition Party Activist Died Yesterday
- BarFly Awards Party Photos
- Now on Ebay - That Big Gay Disco Ball Cowboy Hat From Outlaws
- Art Show And Silent Auction Benefitting Bitch Magazine
- BarFly's New Happy Hour Tool
- From The Matador's Employee Logbook - Look Who is 86'ed
- Outlaws is out - Bossanova is coming back.
- Virginia Cafe Begins Construction on New Location
- Let Whisker Friction tickle you at today's G-Spot Happy Hour
- Surefire Way to Find the G-Spot
- h20 - That's All They Are Serving
- Diminutive Portland Celebrity Busted For DUII
- Portland's Worst Celebrity Customers
- Penis Cleavage Pants and Air Conditioned Bars
- Changing Asses and Wiping Diapers
- This Is Your Agenda For Tonight: Fist of Dishonor W/Renegade Run
- Should I Call Out Every Local Bar That Spams Reviews?
- From The Desk of "Look at me! I'm a Freakin' Dumbass!"
- Patio Days & The Happiest Hours
- Unofficial BarFly Happy Hour Starts at Quattro O'Clock
- Portland Hipsters - It's Time to Upgrade to Irony 2.0
- It's Officially an Unofficial BarFly Happy Hour
- What Bar is Nearby?
- Beating and Berating Kids IS Good Parenting
- Another Good Reason to Hop Aboard El Cinco De Drinko
- Search For Bars By Distance From Location & Via Cellphone
- Shots Taken at The Virginia Cafe - Is Fun Control Needed? Or Just More Jesus?
- $1.00 Shots All Night Long
- Fight For Cheap Beer!
- Vegan Pirate Bar
- Staying Sober With BarFly
- Former BarFly Gets DUII, Turns to Jesus and Catches Gay
- Is Thunder Ranch Saloon Not Paying Their Bills?
- Casey's Nightclub and Lounge
- BarFly Now Has Venue Calendars
- Voodoo Doughnut Cockfest 2007
- Early Morning Porn Letters
- Newish Drinkery to Check Out
- To Those Who Were On My Bus
- What if Ireland Got Really Stoked About the 4th of July?
- The Best Part of The Latest Tonya Harding Story
- Georgia Town Bans Karoake, Pool, and Trivia
- Bartender Advice - How to Pick Up Darlings at Bars
- Purging the Blacklist
- Someday Puppets Will Return to Pre-Jeezus Prominence
- Why I Love Anonymous User Reviews
- What's Hot? Drinking Buddies with BarFly User Accounts
- Satyricon Shall Drink Again
- The Outlaws Debacle
- Outlaws has been Outlawed
- U & I Tavern For Sale
- Today I Wear Pants and Other Unimportant Details That Other People Write About
- Racists, Retards, and Roots the Television Mini Series Starring LeVar Burton
- Portland Happy Hours
- Why Are You So Angry, Gravy Face?
- Rumors Have It That Sabala's Has Been Sold
- All I Can Talk About is Slabtown Lately
- A Host of New Listings Added
- Portland's Progressive Happy Hour
- Slabtown Re-opening This Weekend
- Virginia Cafe is Going Down
- A Few BarFly Bus Photos - Strip-o-Rama!
- The Hungry Tiger's Final Hours
- Some new changes on BarFlyMag.com
- Sabalas (Mt. Tabor) For Sale
- Slabtown Closing in One Month?
- Drink at The Slammer + Help Needy Families
- Club 21 Album Release Party Tonight
- Portland Beer Geeks -Time to Stroke Your Goatees Vigorously
- Smoke Free Bars in Portland
- New Liver Repair Drug For Us Hardcore Drinkers
- New Hotness On BarFlyMag.com
- Back To School Bus Crawl: Get Drunk, Play Trivia, and Help Kids
- Banning Smoking in Pioneer Square
- Bastardo to Baby Haver
- Satyricon 3 - The Reopening
- Eugene BarFly Soft Launch
- StormLargeNude.com
- The Florida Room Review Posted
- City Wide WiFi
- The Slammer Now Has Booze
- Auto Maintenance and Drinking Go Hand In Hand
- New Bar Added - Write Your Reviews
- The Storm Large Rumor
- Kid Friendly Establishments in Portland
- BarFly For Your Cellphone or PDA
- I Hope All BarFly Reviewers Die By My Hand
- BarFly Message Board Removed
- Ban Smoking in Bars
- Some Problems with the Review System
- Some Problems with the Review System
- OLCC Director Pleads Not Guilty
- Alberta Redemption
- Dixie Tavern Twins in Encinitas CA
- Monday Bar Trivia in PDX for You Smarty Fuckfaces
- Beaumont Vs. Concordia
- Places to Go: The Slammer in SE
- Happy Birthday Jen Lane
- Concordia Neighborhood Sucks
- Barfly Plus Google Maps Equals Crazy Delicious
- Bachelors vs Bachelorettes
- Whoever Keeps Reviewing Outlaws...Please Stop
- Rose City Rollers event at Outlaws...Get Yer Shit Together
- Rose City Rollers event at Outlaws...Get Yer Shit Together
- V-Day Dysfunctional Family Feud Contestants Needed
- Vancouver WA is the New Pearl
- I am probably smarter than you
- The Thunder Ranch Saloon
- Dear Portland DJs - I hope you choke on your Ipod
- Where ya at? At da Ararat.
- Blog comments have been fixed, and Fremont Ridge Inn rocks
- Dandy Warhols Suck
- Fuck New Years
- New Years Deliciousness
- Bettie Ford and the Bamboo Grove
- Things This Weekend That Are Good
- When Bar Owners/Employees Write Self Reviews
- New Site Features
- A Veritable Assload of New Articles Posted
- Hollywood Theatre's Richard Beer
- State Employees Should Not Email Me
- Beer Served Cold
- Oh Richard, Richard Dick Richards
- Halloween sucks
- Response to Edella aka Theresa aka Brad aka Stephie
- Drinking and Bowling tonight
- Numerically rate local bars
- Reviewing Local Bar Websites
- Gravy makes me happy
- Wow, you music critics are wacky
- The Tiger Bar and New York Rifles After The Fact
- New York Rifles @ Tiger Bar
- Finally - A decent sorta review
- Pick A Fold And Fuck It
- POLL - What do bars in Portland need?
- New sexy gal posting her bar time adventures
- When I Think About Oregon I Touch Myself
- A Tale of Horror Eating At Your Inner Flesh and Fantasy That Will Frighten
- BarFly Message Board is up
- Things I learned from Road House
- Drats!!! - Tonight @ Berbatis
- New Bars - The Dixie Tavern And The City
- BarF Spam List
- Freeloaders Who Complain Blow Otters
- Levon Levan And Stuntdoubler Tonight
- Beating Cripples with Crutches
- Site Changes - Clam I Am
- I am responsible for the downtown shootings
- Anti Pirate Trivia Round
- I Did NOT Get Busted For Soliciting A Prostitute
- Kyle Fu at Yen Ha
- Whiskey and Friend Sex
- Night of Love: Levon Levan Tonight At Ash Street Saloon
- One Night Stands and the BarFly Link Directory
- Wireless Searching for BarFly
- French Seahorses
- Wifi Hotspots in PDX
- If Peg Were A Real Life Action Figure
- Rialto Has Finally Re-opened
- The Moon and Sixpence Licks My Ass
- How I Celebrated Freedom: Whacking Off in a Tent
- Tell Me What You Want...
- Bar Adventures I Should Write About
- Drink like the Amish
- Any prostitutes in Portland?
- Pirates Suck and Captain Morgan is a Pussy
- The BarFly 6th Anniversary Party
- Being Busy Rims Sphinct
- Bars with Swimming Pools
- Nicki Rose Emerges
- 1000 Bars in a Year
- BarFly Mystery Bus Tour: Strip-O-Rama V
- The Portland Directory
- XV Going Non-Smoking
- The Slowness of Updating
- Va Gina and the BBN
- Smoking at XV
- Is PersonalTelco too Idealistic to Work?
- Rick Emerson Coffee Cup Crusade
- Rick Emerson Show RIP
- Mundane Blog: I hate raisins.
- Chronicles of Cocaine
- Reverse Bowl Girl
- XV Last Chance
- There are Klingons Jeroming around the bank parking lot.
- ASCII Horns
- I need to start reading blog comments more
- Go To Ash Street Saloon Tonight
- Liquor in the Front...Poker in the rear
- XV Is Good Again
- The Rumors
- XV Sucks On Fridays
- Geritol and Tonic
- Stripper Fight!
- This Page is Not About A-r-m-e-n-i-a
- PDXbars Mailing List
- Learn to sort of count in latin
- New Submissions - Thank you, Tammers
- Mt. Ararat Lives in Turkey
- God Bless Full Nudity
- Famous Mysterious Actor
- The Pig
- Quicky XV blurb
- Portland Bar Discussion Forum
- Redesigned my pants
- The Soft Fleshy Dead Pool of Fat Tuesday
- PDXbars Testimonials
- Advice From Drinking Winners
- Portland Strip Clubs and the BarfBus
- Bad Asses in Suits
- Stupid Names
- Buy Nothing Day on the 20th is Bullshit
- Bruce Sussman: Portland Weather Man
- Portland Ice Storm & Binks Dogsled Racers
- Portland City Grill & Fake Boobies
- Search Function Replaced
- A Night in Gresham With Slavo
- Good Things Tonight
- Haunted Bars of Portland
- PDXbars Wireless Beta 1
- Screaming Kid at Laurelwood
- Shanghai Tunnel - The Logo
- Nicki Rose
- Happy Cold New Years
- Bartenders and Cabbies and Promoters Oh my...oh jeez. Oh god
- BBN NoPo to Southeast
- The Snow and the Makey Make
- Tracy the Greencab Rockstar
- An interesting Pabst Article
- Etcetera Tavern - Damn
- The Peg
- Some bugs
- PDX Bars Wireless
- Beer Drinker on Bridgeport
- Noir Again
- Find the Type of Bar You Want
- Black, Pirates, and Liveon Liven
- To Sum It Up
- Slow Day - Added a Dictionary
- Congratulations, Shamelady
- True to PDX Intoxication at Virginia/Shang/Berbati/XV
- Dimebag Darrell - Dead
- Stuntdoubler and the Drinking Song
- Slabtown: I Am a Mediocre Hipster
- Busted By OLCC Stings - Damn Kids
- RSS and Portland Gay Bars
- I Love My Starter
- PDX Bars Wireless Update
- La Chica and the Ambassador
- Two New Bars Added
- Karate Kid - The Musical
- New Feature - Search Function
- Rialto - Just a Gutted Building
- Waxing Nostalgia - The Bear Paw Inn
- On the Town With Brandon Swarthout
- The Quest for El Scorcho
- The Berbati Result
- First Post On PDXbars.com
