Posted By
Kyle Ritter on Apr 10th, 2007 6:23 pm

This is partially inspired by
Streepony taking a fresh new run at
sobriety :
all users with a
BarFly profile who have logged in in the past week or two will now show "days of sobriety". For instance, click on my name and you will see that I am rarely sober, but
Aaron Reichenbergerspielhorn hasn't had a drink in 5 days because he sucks at drinking, which leads me to suspect he lives a rather meaningless life.
Bathroom Graffiti
Everytime I drink I don't write a review! Otherwise I would be rating my home, friends backyards and the like as well as Portlands underbelly.....
Wow, I'm at Less Than Zero -YIKES!! Maybe I need to subscribe to the Streetpony Way!
The sad thing about this, is that it's true. Fuck your omnipotence Kyle. Fuck it right in it's hairy ass.
Nice way to achieve -0. I've issued my decree. Your life: meaningless. Any subjects attempting to give meaning to your life will be sent straight to a fiery pit of hell known as the Fiero enthusiast club, where a bunch of guys wear heartbeat of America jackets and say "I won't step foot in a Ford...Know why? I'M PONTIAC!"