Posted By Kyle Ritter on April 10, 2007, 3:23 pm

Staying Sober With BarFly

This is partially inspired by Streepony taking a fresh new run at sobriety : all users with a BarFly profile who have logged in in the past week or two will now show "days of sobriety". For instance, click on my name and you will see that I am rarely sober, but Aaron Reichenbergerspielhorn hasn't had a drink in 5 days because he sucks at drinking, which leads me to suspect he lives a rather meaningless life.
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Bathroom Graffiti

Everytime I drink I don't write a review! Otherwise I would be rating my home, friends backyards and the like as well as Portlands underbelly.....

Edella
 Apr 10th, 2007 11:12 pm

Wow, I'm at Less Than Zero -YIKES!! Maybe I need to subscribe to the Streetpony Way!

ShanRock
 Apr 11th, 2007 1:24 am

The sad thing about this, is that it's true. Fuck your omnipotence Kyle. Fuck it right in it's hairy ass.

Lord Aaron Reichenberger of the Makey Make
 Apr 12th, 2007 2:39 pm

Nice way to achieve -0. I've issued my decree. Your life: meaningless. Any subjects attempting to give meaning to your life will be sent straight to a fiery pit of hell known as the Fiero enthusiast club, where a bunch of guys wear heartbeat of America jackets and say "I won't step foot in a Ford...Know why? I'M PONTIAC!"

Kyle Ritter
 Apr 12th, 2007 2:57 pm

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