Posted By
Kyle Ritter on Oct 2nd, 2007 3:48 pm
Storm Large is NOT a Liar and a Fake
(Edited October 3rd) Okay you freakin' tools who saw this on ORBlogs, I'll issue a retraction and sum up the emails you have sent to me: Storm Large is NOT a Liar and not a fake and I am a total asshole who has no life.
My previous post used poorly chosen wording, so allow me to present "Storm's Community Chest", from BarFly Issue #58: Liars, Fakes, and Phonies (soon available for download in it's entirety)
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So, if Storm copped to her implants right away (which she did), how does that make her a liar or a fake? That makes her anything but a liar, BOZO. Why on earth would you call someone a liar and then post that person's very candid article? It makes you look like an idiot. I know Storm, and she's anything but a liar. She's one of the most honest people you'll ever meet and also one of the most generous. So, find something more productive to do with your life than call someone a liar who clearly is anything but.