Posted By Kyle Ritter on Feb 20th, 2007 7:08 pm

Today I Wear Pants and Other Unimportant Details That Other People Write About

I always look forward to the opportunity to make mundane posts about my life like 99% of the other bloggers out there, laboring under the delusion that people really are interested in the fact that I took my dog for a walk and that I think Bush is a dumb head. For reals though, I ate a sandwich and some cheetos and a banana and cheerios. I had two cups of coffee. I haven't even gotten to the best part yet.

Now I'm getting to the best part. For the past two months I have worn a pair of Adidas track pants nearly everyday. I also have a sweet pair of purple velour Puma pants that I wear at least twice a week. In that time, I've managed to NOT wear a pair of regular pants with zippers and button even once. I'm that crafty and clever. Then last night, Nicole came home with some fancy schmancy Gap brand pant jeans (retail: $10.00, my price $0.00) and now I am wearing them and they fit nice and it's the first time I've worn pants in such a long non-pant time.

Because I should say something about a bar: 50 cent Tacos and $1.00 domestics at the Green Room are an affordable way to enjoy your Mondays.

 

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Edella
Feb 21st, 2007
1:17 pm

Sheesh your girlfriend sounds hell-a chill! Put some pants on that guy will ya?

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