Posted By Kyle Ritter on February 15, 2008, 10:39 am

Two New Smoke-Free Strip Clubs

That soy ship sinking into the sea of industrial waste known as Pirate's Tavern has reinvented itself into a smoke free vegan flesh palace Casa Diablo. I assume this name change came about after a lengthy study indicating that the Devil themes have never been used successfully. Or, perhaps they were just taking a cue from the tried and true hands behind Lucky Devil Lounge (smoke-free, has heated smoking patio).

Really, being labeled as smoke-free is short-lived novelty now, since health nannies and taste legislators will be probing our rectums for tobacco residue on a regular basis in 2009. "Smoker-friendly" will probably have to replace the smoke-free icon here are BarFly, but it will have to be secret code so that you whiny prissies won't go there and ruin it.

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