It's Quattro de Mayo, which is Spanish for Cinco De Mayo Eve, the holy day of Santa Cerveza. So what better way than to celebrate by revel in BarFly style-professionalism at the Red Room on NE 82nd for delicious $2.50 well rum drinks and $5.00 Bagel Dog, Fry, and PBR combos. If that don't sound like the dang Juevos del Banditos, then perhaps you'll enjoy $1.00 mystery shots of fruity beverages those who are on a budget and lack taste buds. It might not sound remotely Latin but it sure sounds like fun.

You have to join us NOW, because unless you are riding Miss Jen Lane's fabulous Cinco de Drinko BarF Bus your weekend is totally blown and you'll be stuck talking to an insufferable amateur in a floppy sombrero pounding tequila in a plastic shot glass and claiming to be 1/10 Mexican on this mother's side. This will be the high point of your entire weekend, unless you like hanging out with a bunch of doughy white boys shouting "golllllllllllllllllllll" and "futbol es mi favorito" and other misappropriations.

As a bonus, you'll see assorted familiar faces, including yours truly*, Shanrock, and the guy who suggested it in the first place: EvilBill, who claims he can build a time machines with Legos and a microwave.

You want your own BarFly profile like the fine folks above? Then signup for one already, jeez!

According to Jen Lane's BarFly profile page, she has been sober for two days. That is totally unacceptable. I'm always at 0 and -0. So awesome.

*How to Say Hi To Kyle
If you choose to approach me, you must approach with your head bowed, and come bearing a gift. It will not be presented at my feet, as I will sent my servant to retrieve it. You may NOT look me directly in the eye at any time.