According to Just Out, tonight is Voodoo Doughnut's Cockfest, which involves placing as many doughnuts on your wang as possible. I know the tiniest wang contest at Matador had a staggering amount of participants, this should be even bigger. Or smaller. Or whatever.

And you know, since no one, including my well known and privy partner Jen Lane, EVER thinks to email these kind of things to Kyle (that's me, I'm Kyle, Kyle from fucking BarFly!), I have to waste time trolling various blogs in order to find out shit that is going on. By the time I post it on the site, it's old news and I want to punch someone.