And how do these Luxembourgers get away with being the drunkest people on the planet without any of the usual scorn and stereotyping?! My people indeed have the pleasure of being frequently inebriated, yet this intoxicating haze is cruelly tempered by taunts of "drunken Mic!", "crawl out of the bottle, Seamus!" and the like. It's just not fair!
I think we should find the local Eurotrash bar and be stereotypically obnoxious Americans. We'll wear red, white & blue, be very loud and arrogant, and pump our fists in the air while chanting "USA! USA!" for no particular reason! Maybe at The Ararat!
No, those aren't exactly the rules - my drinking buddies have to take me to The Sandy Jug ONLY if they have proven themselves to be cheaters. So it looks like you're in the cle . . . wait a minute! Trivia is so easy with WHAT now? Cheater - je m'accuse! You must either cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka or absolve yourself at the old Sandy Jug!
Since you, too, are apparently a fan of portmanteaux, here's one for you, culled from one of my movie trivia rounds. Combine these two movie titles to make a new and unique film title: film adaptaion of an Alice Walker novel which earned 11 Oscar nominations but earned none + 1984 film starring Apollonia. Know it?
I generally dislike humanity, but I have a good feeling that with a little love, a shot of whiskey and a beer back, we can all make it through alright.
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Thanks! I've noticed people who go to bars in the suburbs are the wost about this. Or maybe they just staff more security downtown.
Exactly the kind of excellent wordsmithery I would expect from a pormanteau fan - nice work, guy!
And how do these Luxembourgers get away with being the drunkest people on the planet without any of the usual scorn and stereotyping?! My people indeed have the pleasure of being frequently inebriated, yet this intoxicating haze is cruelly tempered by taunts of "drunken Mic!", "crawl out of the bottle, Seamus!" and the like. It's just not fair!
I think we should find the local Eurotrash bar and be stereotypically obnoxious Americans. We'll wear red, white & blue, be very loud and arrogant, and pump our fists in the air while chanting "USA! USA!" for no particular reason! Maybe at The Ararat!
No, those aren't exactly the rules - my drinking buddies have to take me to The Sandy Jug ONLY if they have proven themselves to be cheaters. So it looks like you're in the cle . . . wait a minute! Trivia is so easy with WHAT now? Cheater - je m'accuse! You must either cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka or absolve yourself at the old Sandy Jug!
Color of Purple Rain! Woo hooo! Man, trivia is so easy with Google.
Since you, too, are apparently a fan of portmanteaux, here's one for you, culled from one of my movie trivia rounds. Combine these two movie titles to make a new and unique film title: film adaptaion of an Alice Walker novel which earned 11 Oscar nominations but earned none + 1984 film starring Apollonia. Know it?
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