Here’s a tip! If you’re going to have drunken sex in your car, then do it when it’s parked. If you’re going to have drunken sex in your car while it’s moving, make sure you have a designated driver.

This from the News Tribune:

BELLEVUE
Nude driver cited for drinking and 'embracing' while driving

DEBBY ABE; The News Tribune
Published: June 13th, 2007 03:29 PM

A Seattle man was arrested for drinking under the influence of alcohol and having sex while driving last weekend, the Washington State Patrol reported today.

The incident happened when a state trooper noticed a sport utility vehicle drifting between lanes and driving at unusual speeds, sometimes speeding up then slowing down to well below the speed limit on Interstate 90, near Bellevue Way, about 1:20 a.m. Friday.

When the trooper stopped the vehicle, he noticed the 19-year-old driver and a 20-year-old female passenger were naked, according to a state patrol news release. The woman began hiding alcohol containers and put on a shirt but the driver, from Seattle, made no efforts to cover up.

After the trooper told the driver to dress, the man submitted to field sobriety tests and was arrested for DUI and “embracing while driving.” The passenger, also from Seattle, was cited being a minor in possession of alcohol.

State trooper Jeff Merrill, who wrote the news release, said in an interview that “embracing while driving” is a misdemeanor.

In this case, the woman said she was performing oral sex on the driver while he was driving.

“You are not supposed to be hugging or kissing while driving,” Merrill said. “It’s so distracting.”

Thanks for your thoughtful insight, Officer Obvious! I’m surprised he didn’t throw in a seatbelt violation.

But wait! I think I’ve found something in this story that I can use-
oral sex = “embracing.” As in, “No, no.. it’s okay, we’re just embracing.”

The jury is still out on whether having drunken sex in the back seat is considered a distraction to your designated driver. Guess I won’t find out until I try.