About rOOk
BarFly Since March 15, 2008
Days of Sobriety: 701
1. Drink a pitcher each at every bar; 2. Make sure everyone knows our name; 3. Be the last ones on the bus; 4. Dance naked for the bachelorette party; 5. Feel some boobies, let the junk be felt and generally engage in drunken debauchery; 6. Leave clothing on the bus; 7. Pass out face down on the pavement; 8. Read about ourselves in WW personals;
Bathroom Graffiti
As a friend of mine says in times like this, "Well fuck-motherfuck!"
My apologies.
My name is Lane, not Jane, and you need to check your email for information about tonight's bus tour.