I awoke this morning to the raucus calls of many a crow hollering outside my window.  They sounded pissed.  Does anybody know - was there a crow fight or a raven rumble scheduled for October 28th?  I couldn't help anthropomorphizing the conflict - were greaser ravens challenging soc crows for stepping on their turf/invading their airspace?  Was I still asleep when the whole thing began, with the lead raven flying in during the parley, with knife in beak, crying "Let's do it for Johnny!!!"

Do you know the difference between a crow and a raven?  Crows are white trash with mustangs and mansions, and tend to be played by future teen idol has-beens wearing hi-waters:



Ravens are so greasy, they slide when they fly, and tend to be played by dreamy black irish types wearing leather: