Posted By ShanRock on April 11, 2008, 10:58 pm

Everybody Poops . . . Sometimes

If Taro Gomi were in R.E.M.: 
 
"When the wait is long, and the john . . . the john is your throne,
When you're sure you've had enough of this lunch,
Well hang on - just let your bowels go,
'Cause everybody pees and everybody poops sometimes . . .

Sometimes your bowels feel wrong. Now it's time to read the book:
Taro Gomi guides you through, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
When you think you've got the runs, well hang on . . .

'Cause everybody poops. Take comfort on the can.
Everybody poops. Don't shit your pants - 
Oh, no - don't shiii-iii-iii-iiit your pants!
If you want time on the throne, no, no, no, you are not alone . . .

If you've got t.p. to wipe, the diarrhea can prolong,
When you think you've had too much to wipe, just hang on . . .

Well, everybody poops sometimes,
Everybody pooooooooooops. And everybody poops sometimes
And everybody poops sometimes. So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody poooooops. You are on the throne . . . "
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