Posted By
ShanRock on Mar 3rd, 2007 6:41 pm
Kyle and Miss Jen - Why are all of our avatars slanted to our left?
It looks like we're recoiling from the Saucebox ad, who is probaby drunk and making an unsolicited pass at us.I dislike passes the way I dislike advice: unsolicited.
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You commie box, you should know that BarFly avatars match our journalist integrity, hence the slant. How does one make a solicited pass?
#1) Make googly eyes at the the object of desire.
#2) Pass a note that says: I like you - do you like me?
#3) Wink!
#4) Offer to go down on him/her.
One knows a pass has been "solicited" if the object of desire:
#1) Make googly eyes at you.
#2) Passes a note that says: I like you - do you like me?
#3) Winks!
#4) Offers to go down on you.