Are you smarter than an Alpha Beta but cooler than a TriLam?  Then maybe a trivia championship is just the way to prove it.  I, Trivia Jock ShanRock, have been hosting local pub quizzes for over two years now, and to celebrate the occasion, the finest Triviologists in the land will gather to do battle, in the first annual Clash of the Trivia Titans.  Acme will host this night of trivial debauchery TODAY, Sunday!  All are welcome to join the Olympian Open, and the winner of that match will step up to the Titan Invitational, and just maybe win the whole goddamned thing.  Prizes, trophies, glory, awards, AlliTron on the Casio, etc.  Barfly's own Kyle just might walk away with a prize or two, especially since I'll be handing out a Best Shit-Talker award (which is the closest thing to "Biggest Asshole").

Here's the schedule:

5:30 - 7:00 THE OLYMPIAN OPEN

7:00 - 7:30 NON-COMPETITIVE AWARDS

7:30 - 9:00 THE TITAN INVITATIONAL

*Titan teams have won pub quizzes several times ShanRock's Triviology history.

9:00 - 9:30 FINAL AWARDS

For more info, check out my website: www.shanrockstrivia.com.

This event is free, you won't still be able to afford accordian lessons and parts for that sexy robot you were gonna build.  Also, if you win, you get to rule the Greek Council next year!