Thus spake Corey Haim, denouncing Corey Feldman's wife, Susan, as an outlander in the sacred covenant of the Coreys.  Had she sensed the tender longing in Haim's voice, as did I, an appropriate reply on wifey's part might have been, "You're not one of the Felmans and you never will be!!!" 

It's not all pointing and laughing though.  In a truly sad and touching scene, Feldman breaks some bad news to his brother-man.

little Frog - necessary humility

the heretofore bratty Haim, crumbles vulnerability, and Feldman is very mature not snivelling.